I'll start it out. It was a few months back at the end of my first year of college. I was set up on a blind date for the athlete semi-formal and the girl was actually really hot,.... I was definitely pleasantly surprised. Anyway, we had a pre-party w/ everybody at my buddy's place and we all got our drink on. I was definitely feeling this girl and we had a great time going over to the venue and in the beginning dancing, etc. Well, I went into the guy's room and there is my friend with a bottle of Jager. He offers me some and we each take a few shots. I came out of there way more sloshed than I was before. I went over to find my date and thought I spotted her on the dance floor (she was facing the other way dancing). So I go over and put my hand around her waste and start dancing w/ her for a sec when I realize she isn't my date! The worst part is that my REAL date was sitting down at a table nearby and noticed the whole thing go down. The girls knew each other and I was pretty much toast after that. She didn't talk to me for the rest of the night and my buddies couldn't stop making fun of me. Anyway, what is your most embarrassing moment on a date?
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08-11-2006, 01:36 AM #1Bar Flies and Cougars FTW
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Most Embarrassing Moment on a Date
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08-11-2006, 01:37 AM #21, 4-androstadiene-3-one
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I ran into my ex on a date once.
Not good...A canvas to paint, to degenerate
Dark reflections - degeneration
A canvas to paint, to denigrate
Dark reflections, of dark foul light
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08-11-2006, 01:43 AM #3Banned
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Did you not tell her that you thought she was the person you were dancing with?Originally Posted by Colonel_Clobber
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08-11-2006, 01:44 AM #4Banned
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Chicks don't listen to reasoning though.Originally Posted by bdammel
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08-11-2006, 01:45 AM #5Bar Flies and Cougars FTW
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It was more the fact that I was visibly pretty sloshed and she wasn't digging the fact that I was sticking my dick against her friend's backside.Originally Posted by bdammel
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08-11-2006, 01:46 AM #6Banned
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I let a protein fart that smelled like a skunk. Her eyes literally watered from it. I tried holding that bastard in until I could get to the bathroom but it slipped out of my cheeks when I stood up.
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08-11-2006, 01:48 AM #71, 4-androstadiene-3-one
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What ever happened to the Protein fart thread!!!Originally Posted by NoWeaknessA canvas to paint, to degenerate
Dark reflections - degeneration
A canvas to paint, to denigrate
Dark reflections, of dark foul light
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08-11-2006, 02:12 AM #8Registered User
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protein fart? so this is why my farts have been so deadly recently.
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08-11-2006, 02:17 AM #91, 4-androstadiene-3-one
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Yes Protein farts are the worst smelling things in the world.
A canvas to paint, to degenerate
Dark reflections - degeneration
A canvas to paint, to denigrate
Dark reflections, of dark foul light
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08-11-2006, 02:22 AM #10Bar Flies and Cougars FTW
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This is taking the thread in a completely different direction, but have you ever had ammonia sweats as a result of consuming a lot of protein?Originally Posted by Toxic Panda
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08-11-2006, 02:26 AM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by Colonel_Clobber
whats that?
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08-11-2006, 02:27 AM #12Bar Flies and Cougars FTW
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Where your sweat smells like ammonia when your workout. Here is an article:Originally Posted by Bublik
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ammonia.htm
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08-11-2006, 02:30 AM #13Registered User
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I read that diets consisting of high protein intake also yield the the worst tasting semen
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08-11-2006, 02:31 AM #14Registered User
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Originally Posted by LittleMickI read that diets consisting of high protein intake also yield the the worst tasting semen
r u serious?...crap
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08-11-2006, 02:32 AM #15Banned
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Why do you care? Are you gay?Originally Posted by Bublik
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08-11-2006, 02:39 AM #16Registered User
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Originally Posted by NoWeakness
how does that make me gay?....havent seen my fiance in 4 months, and thats the time ive been working out....so if whathe said is true^....dunno how she will react to it...
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08-11-2006, 02:41 AM #17Banned
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A guy concerned with how his skeet tastes sets off my Gay-Dar.
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08-11-2006, 03:31 AM #18Australia's #1 Judoka
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She farted on me as she was bringing drinks over.
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Denatured whey concentrates cause farts. Switch to undenatured whey isolate (eg. Syntrax Nectar Naturals). That'll solve the problem once and for all.Originally Posted by NoWeakness
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