Thread: Most Embarrassing Moment

What’s your most embarrassing moment?

A couple years back I was at the gym doing cardio. There was the freaking hottest chick directly in front of me on a spinning cycle.

OMG, I’m not kidding about this girl, she was unreal hot. Everyone in the gym gravitated to her. Anyway she was really going to town on the cycle going up and down, standing then hitting the seat then standing then hitting the seat. The way she was hitting that seat really got me going.

I wanted to look away because It was starting to have an embarrassing effect on me. To make things worse no one else was in the cardio room. I was free to stare as much as I wanted and did.

She got off the bike and took her towel and wiped as much sweat off herself as she could then started to leave. I thought that was messed up that she didn’t clean the bike, then I thought… hmmm.. I must have had a terrible look on my face because she looked at me with total distain. I thought WTF did I do? She left quickly.

At that point I was so hot and this is where I made my mistake. I looked around and nobody was there. I looked up and there was the bike and the seat was glistening with sweat. I couldn’t help myself and just went right up to the bike and licked the hell out of the seat then did bike cardio until I calmed down and left.

The next day everyone was looking at me funny and I thought I must just be paranoid.

Then near the end of my workout the manager came and asked to talk to me. I was panicked!!! As we approached a room there was another manager with the girl from the cardio room. My heart about stopped!!!

As I went into the room and they closed the door, there was an officer leaning against the desk. I almost passed out but managed on asking what’s going on? She was just looking away as the manager hit play on a VCR.

I had to leave the Gym and was escorted by the officer and managers and told to never come back or it would be considered criminal trespass.

how is it a criminal offense? u licked the f'n seat?

omg that had to be the funniest story ever

you liked the hot girls sweat?... dude you got problems no judgement but your ****ed up, i mean i could see if you went to the locker room to rub on out and you got caught. i dont care how hot someone is why would you ever god and put there waste in your mouth especually if they didnt beg u to (idk i might let a 10 pee on me if that ment i got to hit it a few times in return)

That is possibly the stupidest thing I;ve read on here. You are a f*Cking idiot.

I dont get it??

Did she go and tell mgmt - she SAW YOU lick the damn seat??

Oh boy - leave town.

LMOA...LMOA that is the funniest story i have ever heard...lol

Originally Posted by tyler-durden

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Whoa dude..................... Id say an embarassing moment is one that you can look back on and laugh off. I dunno? Anyway to make you feel better I posted these in a couple of these simmilar threads. Enjoy. FOOK BRO!

Blown a few wet farts in my lifetime, but this story is literally the ****.

In january I had to drop my dad off at the airport and before we left I made myself an egg and vegie omlette. I insisted we take my moms car instead of mine. Right before we got to the airport my stomach started cramping up. I was thinkin "oh man, I hope those eggs werent poisoned" I droped him off and as I was driving home it hit me. Before I had a chance to evan think about pulling over I lost all control of my bowels and let like 4 pounds of **** blow. I couldnt stop. After a while I said **** it and just let loose. Not like I could do anything about it now. So there I was 20 miles from home, with 4 pounds of **** in my pants (not those nice firm loafs mind you, this is like ass chowder), in my MOMs car to boot. Worst drive ever. Worst mess to clean up ever. My mom came downstairs to find me cleaning her car up with some rubbergloves on. I had to explain to her that I was cleaning my **** stains out of her uphostry. Ive never been alowed to drive the car since.

Dont know why I recalled this but, I told the current girl im seeing about the scar on my forehead. She asked and I couldnt help but tell the truth. I was poking my ex when I was still with her and I was a little snockered as usual. Just pounding away having some fun. Like I said I was drunk and overestimated my penile length and slipped out. I jamed it back in except, hit the wrong hole. She freaked out and grabbed the first thing she could get ahold of. It unforunatly was a cast iron candlestick that was sitting on my headboard. She just grabbed it and took a swing back hitting me square in the forehead. Have a pretty big scar to this day. She was apologetic and just said it was a reflex action. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. Anyway, I was with this new girl im seeing and in the middle of sex she turns around and says "If you stick it in my a$$, ill throw you out the window." Couldnt stop laughing for 10 min. Rediculous! (actually dont know if this one is embarassing but her freaking out was funny in hindsight)

I think I'll add one. I'm not one to get embarrassed easily, but this one got me pretty bad.

So it was last year at school and I'm in our chem lab room taking our final exam with ~300 other students. It's stadium seating (in rows, stepping down to the bottom) and we are crammed in there like sardines. It really gets on my nerves. Anyway, I'm sitting in the middle of the highest row at the top. I get done with my test and, instead of having to step over about 10 people, I decide to climb over my seat and walk around (seemed a whole lot easier). Well the chairs are the kind where the bottom flips out, and I can't just step over (5'6 here). So I step onto the seat with one foot, then the other, then I stepped over the chair with one leg. Guess what happens next? As I shift weight, the end of the chair flies up, catches my other leg, and I fall down hitting myself RIGHT IN THE NUTS! Of course I let out a yell when it happened, and all 300 kids just sit there and stare at me for what seemed like hours. That's not even the worst part. My foot had gotton stuck between the seat and back, and with my bookbag on, I couldn't reach under and unwedge it! So I had to get the girl sitting next to me to sit there and untie my shoe for me so I could slip my leg out. Yeh, I fell back on the floor when I yanked it out of there too. Needless to say, I got out of there as fast as I could. It's funny now, but God was it horrible at the time lol.