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    Most Embarrassing Moment

    What’s your most embarrassing moment?

    A couple years back I was at the gym doing cardio. There was the freaking hottest chick directly in front of me on a spinning cycle.

    OMG, I’m not kidding about this girl, she was unreal hot. Everyone in the gym gravitated to her. Anyway she was really going to town on the cycle going up and down, standing then hitting the seat then standing then hitting the seat. The way she was hitting that seat really got me going.

    I wanted to look away because It was starting to have an embarrassing effect on me. To make things worse no one else was in the cardio room. I was free to stare as much as I wanted and did.

    She got off the bike and took her towel and wiped as much sweat off herself as she could then started to leave. I thought that was messed up that she didn’t clean the bike, then I thought… hmmm.. I must have had a terrible look on my face because she looked at me with total distain. I thought WTF did I do? She left quickly.

    At that point I was so hot and this is where I made my mistake. I looked around and nobody was there. I looked up and there was the bike and the seat was glistening with sweat. I couldn’t help myself and just went right up to the bike and licked the hell out of the seat then did bike cardio until I calmed down and left.

    The next day everyone was looking at me funny and I thought I must just be paranoid.

    Then near the end of my workout the manager came and asked to talk to me. I was panicked!!! As we approached a room there was another manager with the girl from the cardio room. My heart about stopped!!!

    As I went into the room and they closed the door, there was an officer leaning against the desk. I almost passed out but managed on asking what’s going on? She was just looking away as the manager hit play on a VCR.

    I had to leave the Gym and was escorted by the officer and managers and told to never come back or it would be considered criminal trespass.
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    lmao if that's true. Sometimes you have to fight the urges, bro.
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    Originally Posted by 619Rules
    What’s your most embarrassing moment?

    A couple years back I was at the gym doing cardio. There was the freaking hottest chick directly in front of me on a spinning cycle. OMG, I’m not kidding about this girl, she was unreal hot. Everyone in the gym gravitated to her. Anyway she was really going to town on the cycle going up and down, standing then hitting the seat then standing then hitting the seat. The way she was hitting that seat really got me going. I wanted to look away because It was starting to have an embarrassing effect on me. To make things worse no one else was in the cardio room. I was free to stare as much as I wanted and did. She got off the bike and took her towel and wiped as much sweat off herself as she could then started to leave. I thought that was messed up that she didn’t clean the bike, then I thought… hmmm.. I must have had a terrible look on my face because she looked at me with total distain. I thought WTF did I do? She left quickly. At that point I was so hot and this is where I made my mistake. I looked around and nobody was there. I looked up and there was the bike and the seat was glistening with sweat. I couldn’t help myself and just went right up to the bike and licked the hell out of the seat then did bike cardio until I calmed down and left. The next day everyone was looking at me funny and I thought I must just be paranoid. Then near the end of my workout the manager came and asked to talk to me. I was panicked!!! As we approached a room there was another manager with the girl from the cardio room. My heart about stopped!!! As I went into the room and they closed the door, there was an officer leaning against the desk. I almost passed out but managed on asking what’s going on? She was just looking away as the manager hit play on a VCR. I had to leave the Gym and was escorted by the officer and managers and told to never come back or it would be considered criminal trespass.
    dude wtf u sick fuk
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    how is it a criminal offense? u licked the f'n seat?
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    You don't have a most embarrasing moment??? I know I messed up, I don't need you to tell me.
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    Originally Posted by 2 HUGE
    how is it a criminal offense? u licked the f'n seat?
    I didn't get arrested. The gym just called the cops to escort me off the property without problems.
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    LOL if that stories tru, you sik head
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    Originally Posted by 619Rules
    You don't have a most embarrasing moment??? I know I messed up, I don't need you to tell me.
    can you just explain to me why you would want to lick the sweat off the seat? would u also ECOHB
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    you liked the hot girls sweat?... dude you got problems no judgement but your ****ed up, i mean i could see if you went to the locker room to rub on out and you got caught. i dont care how hot someone is why would you ever god and put there waste in your mouth especually if they didnt beg u to (idk i might let a 10 pee on me if that ment i got to hit it a few times in return)
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    Originally Posted by freestylewrestl
    can you just explain to me why you would want to lick the sweat off the seat? would u also ECOHB
    I don't know what ecohb is?
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    That is possibly the stupidest thing I;ve read on here. You are a f*Cking idiot.
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    what the hell man...thats really gross....sweat is sweat...doesnt matter if its a super hot girl...u need help
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    Angry

    You guys are not nice
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    at least he has the balls to tell the most emberrassing thin ever

    lol

    and mine would be when i cried infront of a whole class in 6th grade, like 5 almost 6 years ago :-(

    that sucked. i was really sad that day, and my teacher was picking on me and yelling at me. What can i say? I was like 11 or 12
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    Originally Posted by OzzBozz
    at least he has the balls to tell the most emberrassing thin ever

    lol

    and mine would be when i cried infront of a whole class in 6th grade, like 5 almost 6 years ago :-(

    that sucked. i was really sad that day, and my teacher was picking on me and yelling at me. What can i say? I was like 11 or 12
    Thanks for telling that Ozz,

    I know I messed up. This is the kind of post I thought I would get,

    But I just got attacked.
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    honestly... i dont think what he did was that gross. I just don't think he should have done that in a public place especially. some people just get turned on by different things, Im not one to judge.
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    I dont get it??

    Did she go and tell mgmt - she SAW YOU lick the damn seat??

    Oh boy - leave town.
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    ****
    that is emberrassing
    lol
    and she was on the bike, and sitting on the seat and she "sweated" on the seat which she sat on...

    lol
    this thread is funny
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    that sucks, but i'm suprised that is a crime

    but i wasn't suprised that you were kicked out for it
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    Originally Posted by 619Rules
    What’s your most embarrassing moment?
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    Talking

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    What’s your most embarrassing moment?
    I was at a bowling alley with a bunch of friends this one time and it was my turn to bowl. I'm walking in to bowl when my pant leg got caught under my shoe and I fell flat on my face and the ball in my hand flew into the lane next to mine. There were a few hot girls around and they were laughing for the next 10 minutes. It was pretty bad.
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    LOL this kids a freak
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    Can someone call that owl in here, please?
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    LMOA...LMOA that is the funniest story i have ever heard...lol
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    Originally Posted by EricTheHalfABee
    Can someone call that owl in here, please?
    sure...
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    Make a long story short...

    10 shots of Vodka,
    Bunch of us go to a strip club,
    Friend throws up on the stage/me.
    The best looking stripper has to clean up the puke.
    I make fun of her (I'm drunk) and I decline to help her out to clean the mess.
    Later on, I ask for a lapdance and she refused me.

    The world stopped. I/Anyone I know has never heard of getting getting shut down by a stripper... this will leave a mark :/
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    Originally Posted by tyler-durden
    sure...
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    Whoa dude..................... Id say an embarassing moment is one that you can look back on and laugh off. I dunno? Anyway to make you feel better I posted these in a couple of these simmilar threads. Enjoy. FOOK BRO!

    Blown a few wet farts in my lifetime, but this story is literally the ****.

    In january I had to drop my dad off at the airport and before we left I made myself an egg and vegie omlette. I insisted we take my moms car instead of mine. Right before we got to the airport my stomach started cramping up. I was thinkin "oh man, I hope those eggs werent poisoned" I droped him off and as I was driving home it hit me. Before I had a chance to evan think about pulling over I lost all control of my bowels and let like 4 pounds of **** blow. I couldnt stop. After a while I said **** it and just let loose. Not like I could do anything about it now. So there I was 20 miles from home, with 4 pounds of **** in my pants (not those nice firm loafs mind you, this is like ass chowder), in my MOMs car to boot. Worst drive ever. Worst mess to clean up ever. My mom came downstairs to find me cleaning her car up with some rubbergloves on. I had to explain to her that I was cleaning my **** stains out of her uphostry. Ive never been alowed to drive the car since.

    Dont know why I recalled this but, I told the current girl im seeing about the scar on my forehead. She asked and I couldnt help but tell the truth. I was poking my ex when I was still with her and I was a little snockered as usual. Just pounding away having some fun. Like I said I was drunk and overestimated my penile length and slipped out. I jamed it back in except, hit the wrong hole. She freaked out and grabbed the first thing she could get ahold of. It unforunatly was a cast iron candlestick that was sitting on my headboard. She just grabbed it and took a swing back hitting me square in the forehead. Have a pretty big scar to this day. She was apologetic and just said it was a reflex action. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. Anyway, I was with this new girl im seeing and in the middle of sex she turns around and says "If you stick it in my a$$, ill throw you out the window." Couldnt stop laughing for 10 min. Rediculous! (actually dont know if this one is embarassing but her freaking out was funny in hindsight)
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    I think I'll add one. I'm not one to get embarrassed easily, but this one got me pretty bad.

    So it was last year at school and I'm in our chem lab room taking our final exam with ~300 other students. It's stadium seating (in rows, stepping down to the bottom) and we are crammed in there like sardines. It really gets on my nerves. Anyway, I'm sitting in the middle of the highest row at the top. I get done with my test and, instead of having to step over about 10 people, I decide to climb over my seat and walk around (seemed a whole lot easier). Well the chairs are the kind where the bottom flips out, and I can't just step over (5'6 here). So I step onto the seat with one foot, then the other, then I stepped over the chair with one leg. Guess what happens next? As I shift weight, the end of the chair flies up, catches my other leg, and I fall down hitting myself RIGHT IN THE NUTS! Of course I let out a yell when it happened, and all 300 kids just sit there and stare at me for what seemed like hours. That's not even the worst part. My foot had gotton stuck between the seat and back, and with my bookbag on, I couldn't reach under and unwedge it! So I had to get the girl sitting next to me to sit there and untie my shoe for me so I could slip my leg out. Yeh, I fell back on the floor when I yanked it out of there too. Needless to say, I got out of there as fast as I could. It's funny now, but God was it horrible at the time lol.
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