Thread: The New Formula For Getting Dudes!!!

Lesson #1-Being Prepared

To get guys, you have to have a lot of factors working together for you. But the single area that you have the most control over is your appearance. Its a known fact that to create chemistry with a guy you have to know how to connect with his emotions. Well taking excellent care of yourself will automatically trigger part of his emotions right off the bat. Think about that for a second. You don't even have to say a word to the guy and he'll already be more willing to talk to you because you've triggered his emotions with your appearance. With that being said, here are the guidelines to follow for your appearance.

1-Workout Consistently-Ok I'm not saying that you have to look like Arnold or some Calvin Klein underwear model, but you should definitely go to the gym 3-5x a week and get yourself in decent shape. Guys prefer a nice bubble butt, protruding pecs, and a smooth stomach.

2-Wear nice clothes-By "nice" I don't mean Gucci or Armani, just wear clean clothes that fit your body type and style. I think the most important thing here is to find a look that fits you. If your a skinny piece of ****, don't go wearing XXL football jerseys and huge baggy pants. That will just magnify that fact, that your incredibly underweight. Get a pair of white shoes and black shoes. You can wear those colors with anything and it will show a guy you have a sense of style. In the bedroom, wear tighty whiteys, and string thongs, you won't be disappointed.

3-Keep all areas clean-Guy are very perceptive. They notice the smallest details about you. Get your haircut regularly. Keep all your nails clipped and clean. Make sure if you have facial hair its always looking good. If you have a fat goatee, then keep it combed, its hair isn't it. Get a beard trimmer if you have that stubble look and keep it trim. Don't have a uni-brow, go to your mom's bathroom and bust out the tweezer's. Same deal goes for nose hairs. As far as other body hair goes, I trim everywhere else. Most guys, well the hot ones, usually want you totally shaven for easy access.

4-Skin care-Take good care of your skin. Most guys wash their face with soap and water and that's it. I like to go in the steam room after I work out, and eat a lot of fruit. You will be surprised, its makes a huge difference in the way your skin looks. Besides you don't want to break out the night before you hang out with a hot guy.

If you put these four factors together, you should have a higher self-esteem. This will make you more confident which is half the battle with the girls.

Lesson #2-Creating Attraction

When most guys hear another guy say "I'm so attracted to him," they automatically think the guy is refering to the guy's looks. WRONG!!!!! When a guy says she's attracted to a guy its much more than looks, if at all. All these years, we've be bred to think that the way to a guy's heart is to squeeze his rear, call him a lot to show how much you care and put him above anything else. Well in the real world that's the furthest thing from the truth. Now most guys who realize this are quick to say, "To get dudes you have to be an @ss-hole." That's not true either. Why would a guy want to be with an @ss-hole?? Oh wait, never mind...To create attraction you need to understand these 3 principles:

1-Knowing what to say
2-Knowing how to say it
3-Knowing when to say it

Let me explain each of these in more detail:

1-Knowing what to say-If you know what to say to a guy, then you'll get every guy you've every wanted. So how do you know what to say?? Its actually pretty easy. Say the unexpected. The unexpected is what he subconciously wants to hear, but when you say it, he'll say your mean and hit you. I am naturally pretty funny, according to all my friends and family. So I use this to my advantage to bust on the guy and give him a hard time in a non-threating type of way.

2-Knowing how to say it-Your voice tone is SOOOOO IMPORTANT!! Watch a Gay porn movie. Analyze his voice in some of the lines he says. Cock Fight Club is actually a really good example of this because Edward Sporton Wood's tone of voice is like a mouse who got kicked in the nutz. So you have a perfect example of how to sound and how you shouldn't sound. Pitt's voice is deep and manly. If you think he just naturally talks that way, then your fooling yourself. He practices at it, I can assure you of this. Guys find this very seductive. The best place to practice your tone of voice is on your cell phone voice mail. Think about this advantages of this. Whenever guys call you and you don't pick up, they can hear your voice which will trigger some of their emotions again.

3-Knowing when to say it- The "when to say it" part is not exactly what it seems like. It basically means to say what your going to say within the context of the subject. Meaning, if you guys are having a conversation about the beach, don't change the subject and talk about school.

The basis of creating attraction is making sure you act like a man. Guys are not attracted to sissies. A sissy is someone who is his "best friend" dying in agony, hoping one day he might suddenly get to fuk him. He became a sissy by calling him a lot, agreeing with everything he says and putting him above himself. Don't be that guy. Always remember, that YOU are the most important person in your world. Take care of yourself FIRST then focus on others. Being a man means having an opinion on things. If a guy says something and asks yo how you feel, don't just agree with it because you think that's what he wants to hear. Tell him your side without starting an arguement. Agreeing with him all the time will also put you in the sissy catergory. Often guys have tests. The will say some outrageous bullshiat to you, just to see if you agree or finally have an opnion and disagree.

Originally Posted by Scottthelifter

Cock Fight Club is actually a really good example of this because Edward Sporton Wood's tone of voice is like a mouse who got kicked in the nutz. .

RFLMAO!

hahahha apply the same thing to get women, it is the same
what you say, how, and when....

lol @ there being a thread on how to pick up dudes girls don't need to put in any effort to meet guys assuming this thread is for girls...

Some people believe that forums choose to be gay.

this thread is proof that misc was born gay