Thread: Why is there just Captain Crunch?

There's no Seargent Crunch, or Leutenant Crunch or Colonel Crunch, or Major Crunch. Just Captain Crunch.

Captain Crunch reports to Major Woody. He is in charge of Private Parts though.

It’s Cap’n Crunch

This explains the origin of the use of ‘cap’ to mean a falsehood / lie. He was never a Captain… he was a corporal…

It was ‘cap’… as they say

Originally Posted by AdamWW

It’s Cap’n Crunch

This explains the origin of the use of ‘cap’ to mean a falsehood / lie. He was never a Captain… he was a corporal…

It was ‘cap’… as they say

Legend says that when he was growing up in South Central Los Angeles, he was cap’n fools left and right. You looked at him wrong driving past and he would put a 38 slug in your culo.

Originally Posted by desslok

Legend says that when he was growing up in South Central Los Angeles, he was cap’n fools left and right. You looked at him wrong driving past and he would put a 38 slug in your culo.

The way I heard it, it was west Philadelphia… born and raised. In the playground is where he spent most of his days.

Yeah sure he shot a mutha fukka or two but I’m sure they had it comin. Fools were in bed with Big Tony… the tiger.