When this all started in March, there were some great jokes on Facebook and other places. For the past few months not so much.
So.... please make me laugh with some fresh China virus jokes and memes...
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10-28-2020, 12:43 PM #1The Jesus Crew
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What happened to all the good covid jokes?
David
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10-28-2020, 01:00 PM #2In Witness Protection
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Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999
Do your part, don't be a #maskhole
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10-28-2020, 01:12 PM #3Registered User
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"I'll tell you what, why don't you let me call my buddy who's an expert on TP, hand sanitizer, and bottled water---and we'll go from there, sound good?"Originally Posted by mtpockets
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10-28-2020, 01:14 PM #4The Jesus Crew
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See the toilet paper stuff is too old. Not funny anymore. Perfect example of what’s wrong with America. Old stale covid jokes.
David
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10-28-2020, 01:15 PM #5Podunks Alt Account
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You can't get a second wave of Chinese virus if democrats never let the first wave end
And on the 8th day, the Lord opened the first Chick Fil A
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10-28-2020, 11:57 PM #6~~MsFit~~
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A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee.
Yeah, lacking the virus.. who cares
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10-29-2020, 09:08 AM #7Knotty by Nature
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Very timely, as I read that Trump's new strategy to combat the China virus is to ignore all the science and cure it with humor. Laughter being the best medicine...Originally Posted by 2nd_chance
I gotta say that I'm glad he's finally taking it seriously.
More?
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10-30-2020, 10:49 AM #8on probation
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We have one female crew member, I think she works out, she's got good body, hard not to notice even through uniform. One day we were all doing some drills, and one guy who was standing next to me whispers quietly "wow looks good with the mask on".
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11-02-2020, 02:30 AM #9Master Roshi
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My guess is because a lot of people have died, and folks don't want to appear insensitive.Originally Posted by 2nd_chance
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