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    Tried to Impress my Wife Today

    So I’m working out in the basement trying to get my scrawny ass some muscle and I’m about to start bench pressing. My wife comes down to check on me, so I throw a full plate on each end, which I have done in the past but not recently. I unrack it and lower it to until it barely touches my chest, actually feeling very good and in control and confident. I engage my core, drive my feet into the floor, and push up as hard as I can... and the bar doesn’t ****ing move! Right in front of my wife who is way better looking than I will ever be...
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    Good story, the Misc is that way --->
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    So did she have to haul the 135 lbs off your chest?

    I did that, but with 245 and 2 high school Thai girls helped me get it up. The barbell, I mean
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    Not sure if OP is bragging or self-deprecating...
    I am actually 23

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    That's funny because I tried to impress your wife too
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    Originally Posted by dizzin9 View Post
    That's funny because I tried to impress your wife too
    So did I but I got it up unlike the OP.

    She was impressed. His wife is very friendly it seems.
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    OP left out the best part. Wife came over and casually lifted the bar off his chest and re-racked it for him.

    Strong join date, OP. Came back to post this, eh?
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    Originally Posted by ECGordyn View Post
    So did she have to haul the 135 lbs off your chest?

    I did that, but with 245 and 2 high school Thai girls helped me get it up. The barbell, I mean
    Was this on video? I vaguely remember you posting a video in your journal where something similar happened.
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    Originally Posted by Millz12323 View Post
    Was this on video? I vaguely remember you posting a video in your journal where something similar happened.
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    bro did you at least have a brotein shake RIGHT after? If it was after the 30 minutes from the second your wife reracked the bar then you lost the magic window of the shake and your whey was rendered useless.

    Next time try to impress your wife on the abductor/adductor. I think you can get one on sale.
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