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    johnny sins is known to be THE most hung guy in porn, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed OP's butthole.
    they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting OP lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Johnny barely able to force it past the knob, and OP moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his kidneys.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his sphincter muscles clamping down on johnny's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
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    yesterday i walked into gnc looking for some gakic creakic and naturally some cell tech, the clerk looked at me and smiled, and told me that we have some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several bottles of celltech creakic gakic and anavol.

    But as I looked at them, the clerk suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck his dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the celltech and other muscletech products being mixed into a single batter by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and poured the batter into my already gaping ass. The clerk went around and began pounding me again, ramming the celltech batter deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or **** out the batter along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the celltech batter and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the celltech got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was the clerk saying 'hope you liked youre free samples'.

    I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5 bottles of celltech, and 3 bottles of each of the other muscletech products. I checked the scale and I had gained 10 pounds of lean muscle. I guess muscletech products really do work, but at what cost?
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    I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.
    I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
    Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.
    He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.
    But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
    He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
    "What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
    She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
    John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
    Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
    She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
    John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
    He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
    I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
    But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
    Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her".
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    Originally Posted by SmithMachineGuy View Post
    I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.
    I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
    Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.
    He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.
    But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
    He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
    "What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
    She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
    John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
    Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
    She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
    John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
    He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
    I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
    But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
    Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her".
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    To be honest, I’m not sure, but I admit that my experience may be atypical. I used to have "elbows too pointy" tier high standards in high school and thought angus was groce.

    Around age 21 - 22, I went bald, my voice deepened, I started to grow facial hair, I started to act more masculine, and suddenly I wanted to fuk everything in sight, eat da whole ass, suck da toes, etc. It's like I had delayed puberty or something. Got my testosterone levels checked out of curiosity and was at around 1000 ng/dl.

    And it's gotten progressively worse each year. I'm 30 now and have zero standards. I fap 6 times on some days with like no refractory period. When I hear a oneitis or chick friend pissing, I'm like fuking diamonds. One time I was hanging out with an HBB friend and she let slip a fart and admitted it was her... DIAMONDS. Girls I thought were GROCE back when I was 23, I would now smash with the fury of a thousand suns, raw. A lot of girls and oneitises tell me I'm hot and assume I'm a player (I'm far from it). It's a good thing my introversion and laziness applies to wheeling girls otherwise I'd have raw dogged countless busted 6/10 sloots by now.

    I'm like in a permanent state of beer goggles and thirst. I don't even have that post-fap "clarity" or disgust anymore. I just lick my lips like BUENO and want more.
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    Originally Posted by SmithMachineGuy View Post
    I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.
    I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
    Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.
    He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.
    But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
    He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
    "What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
    She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
    John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
    Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
    She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
    John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
    He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
    I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
    But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
    Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her".
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    Originally Posted by IlChosenOne View Post
    To be honest, I’m not sure, but I admit that my experience may be atypical. I used to have "elbows too pointy" tier high standards in high school and thought angus was groce.

    Around age 21 - 22, I went bald, my voice deepened, I started to grow facial hair, I started to act more masculine, and suddenly I wanted to fuk everything in sight, eat da whole ass, suck da toes, etc. It's like I had delayed puberty or something. Got my testosterone levels checked out of curiosity and was at around 1000 ng/dl.

    And it's gotten progressively worse each year. I'm 30 now and have zero standards. I fap 6 times on some days with like no refractory period. When I hear a oneitis or chick friend pissing, I'm like fuking diamonds. One time I was hanging out with an HBB friend and she let slip a fart and admitted it was her... DIAMONDS. Girls I thought were GROCE back when I was 23, I would now smash with the fury of a thousand suns, raw. A lot of girls and oneitises tell me I'm hot and assume I'm a player (I'm far from it). It's a good thing my introversion and laziness applies to wheeling girls otherwise I'd have raw dogged countless busted 6/10 sloots by now.

    I'm like in a permanent state of beer goggles and thirst. I don't even have that post-fap "clarity" or disgust anymore. I just lick my lips like BUENO and want more.
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    Originally Posted by SmithMachineGuy View Post
    I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.
    I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
    Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.
    He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.
    But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
    He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
    "What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
    She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
    John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
    Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
    She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
    John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
    He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
    I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
    But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
    Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her".
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    I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

    So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

    I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

    I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
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    my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, i know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when i would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and chit when i told hchit might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fuking disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion
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    It was a long day. Team Punishment had just finished moderating the Misc section on bodybuilding.com. Exhausted, he opened the door to his room.

    To his surprise , a shadowy figure lay on his bed. The room was too dark to make anything out and everything was quiet. The figure made no sound.

    A little shaken, Team Punishment stuttered "w-who's there?!".

    The shadowy figure , still laying on his bed did not reply.

    Team Punishment, confused and scared yelled " Iceman , I'm not in the mood for your games. You could have private messaged me that you were coming to my house for a little fun".

    The shadowy figure slowly turned its head.

    "I'm not Iceman." it exclaimed in a soft, feminine voice.

    Suddenly, the shadowy figure sat up and looked in Team Punishments direction.

    At this point, Team Punishment could make out a vague silhouette through the shadows. The shadowy figure had long hair, supple breasts and toned arms / legs.

    "Ahh.. Trinity.. is LBM out of town again?" Team Punishment smiled.

    "I'm not Trinity silly" the shadow figure replied before hopping off the bed.

    The figure walked towards Team Punishment. The room was still too dark to make anything out.

    "Who are you?" asked Team Punishment.

    "You know who I am" replied the figure before turning the lights on.

    Team Punishment's eyes opened wide as he gasped. The Figure was in plain site. He noticed her dark hair, her dazzling blue eyes and her dick sucking lips of peace.

    She was wearing a very tight, low cut pink t shirt and yoga pants. Team Punishment could see her camel-toe and what appeared to be a wet spot.

    Is this real life? Team Punishment thought to himself. "D-Derp1na... what are you doing here?!" asked Team Punishment in a shaky voice.

    Derp1na smiled. Without saying a word she got on her knees. She looked up at Team Punishment and smiled once more.

    At this point Team Punishment could see her cleavage. She had no bra on underneath and her nipples were getting as hard as rocks.

    Derp1na, still completely silent reached for Team Punishments belt buckle.

    Still a little shocked, Team Punishment muttered " Derp1na, what are you doing?? This isn't right. You're only 16"

    Derp1na, still fiddling with the belt buckle looked up at Team Punishment. "I want to do this, don't worry" she smiled.

    After what seemed like eternity , Derp1na finally took the belt off and without hesitation pulled Team Punishment's Sperry's and Polos shorts down to his ankles.

    Derp1na looked up at Team Punishment once more. "Are you ready?" She smiled as she bit her lip.

    Team Punishment, being on day 10 of no fap couldn't resist any longer. He felt blood rushing into his 4 inch penis of prosperity. "I'm ready" he exclaimed.

    Derp1na dragged herself a bit closer. She reached for his sponge-bob sqaurepants underwear and slowly pulled it down.

    Out emerged a semi-flaccid 2 inch penis.

    Derp1na smiled "very nice" she said while looking up at team punishment and winking.

    Without hesitation she began to work.

    She wrapped her large lips around the head of Team Punishment's penis and started to slowly work her way down.

    "Ughhh" Moaned Team Punishment as her moved away some of her hair.

    Derp1na looked up at Team Punishment and slowly went further and further down. Until she was deep throating all 4 inches.

    "mmmm" moaned Derp1na as she slowly worked her way back up.

    "Where the **** did you learn how to deep throat so well?" asked Team Punishment excitingly.

    "POOHBEARx3 made a deal with me" replied Derp1na while stroking Team Punishments diamond hard cock.

    "I had to blow him and in return he would put my username in his signature" Derp1na winked.

    Sloots gon ****ing sloot , but it doesn't matter right now. She's giving me the best blow job of my life thought Team Punishment to himself.

    Derp1na went back to work. Wrapping her lips once more on Team Punishments dick and sliding up and down.

    "ohhh" moaned Team Punishment once more. "Just like that baby"

    A few minutes passed as Team Punishment filled the room with moaning noises until Derp1na suddenly stopped.

    "What's wrong?" Asked Team Punishment with a concerned tone

    "Nothing" smiled Derp1na.

    She slowly reached down and took off her tight pink shirt. Revealing perfectly shaped breasts. Team Punishment was mirin' hard. She had a fairly average body but her tits had a perfect nipple to boob size ratio.

    They swayed side to side in perfect motion as Derp1na stood up.

    She turned around so her back was facing Team Punishment.

    He stood there in amazement. "Now that's a squat booty" he said happily. Her bubble butt filled the yoga pants perfectly.

    Slowly, Derp1na reached down and started taking her pants off.

    She bent down so that while she was taking them off, Team Punishment could see every inch of her pussy and butt hole.

    "Oh wow" exclaimed Team Punishment. He could see her freshly shaven jail-bait pussy and her tight bleached ass hole. She was extremely wet and had drops dripping from her pussy.

    Derp1na turned back around and threw the yoga pants on the bed. They were completely soaked.

    "I want to **** you so hard" said Team Punishment

    "I would love that" exclaimed Derp1na "But , tonight is about you.. not me" she finished, as she got back on her knees.

    Derp1na looked back up at Team Punishment. "I want you to **** my face" she said

    "Excuse me?" asked Team Punishment in a concerned tone

    "You heard me.. I want you to grab the back of my head and stuff your cock down my throat. I want you to dominate me. I want you to act like you own me.. as if I'm your property." replied Derp1na as she bit her lip.

    "I can do that. I can do that just fine" said Team Punishment

    Team Punishment gently grabbed a handful of hair and slowly inserted his rock hard cock into her mouth.

    He slowly moved her head back and forth, only going 1 - 2 inches deep at a time.

    "mm- no" moaned Derp1na

    Team Punishment quickly stopped and asked "What's wrong?"

    "Harder. Faster. Pull my hair. Make me cry. Make me feel like a total slut. Don't stop no matter what I say or do" replied Derp1na as she looked into Team Punishments eyes.

    Suddenly Team Punishment grabbed a fistful of Derp1na's hair and stuffed his cock deep into her throat.

    As Team Punishment pulled out, Derp1na gagged.

    "Mm, just like that" winked Derp1na.

    Team Punishment did it once more. And again, and again. Until he was throat ****ing her as hard as he could.

    Nothing could be heard inside the room other than the noise of Team Punishments cock slamming hard into the back of Derp1na's throat.

    He continued the onslaught and Derp1na slowly started to make gagging noises.

    Her eyes started to tear up and she began crying. The tears mixed in with mascara on her face and slowly streaked down her cheeks.

    Team Punishment started ****ing her face even faster.

    At this point, Derp1na was begging him to stop. Her hands were on his legs and she was trying to push him away but he was too strong for her.

    Mascara filled streaks covered her face as she looked up at Team Punishment while gagging.

    "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh" Moaned Team Punishment "Here it comes... here comes the gravy train"

    He pulled his cock out and aimed it straight at Derp1na's face.

    Derp1na instinctively stuck her tongue out and looked straight into Team Punishments eyes "mmm cum all over me" she said in a hoarse voice.

    "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Team Punishment moaned as he felt the pressure build up.

    His legs started to lock up , his glutes and back became tense.

    "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Team Punishment moaned as he shot a thick stream of cum all over Derp1na's face. It landed straight on her nose.

    "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Team Punishment moaned once more as another splurge of cum shot onto Derp1na's tongue / mouth.

    "mmmm more, give me more" begged Derp1na

    "Ohhh godddddd" moaned Team Punishment. His legs shaking. Another thick load of cum landed right onto Derp1na's forehead.

    "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Repppppeeedddddd" moaned Team Punishment once again, This time the thick load of cum landing right on Derp1na's neck and tits.

    He came for what seemed like 1000 years. His legs shook violently.

    Team Punishment collapsed onto the floor. "Oh my god.... that was amazing" he exclaimed.

    "You came all over me" Derp1na laughed.

    Everything was covered. Her hair, her face , her neck, her tits, even her shoulders.

    "You know what they say , right? When you cum on a girls face?" Asked Derp1na.

    "What's that?" replied Team Punishment

    "You own me now.. I'm yours" winked Derp1na as she wiped the cum off herself with her hands.

    She stood up and started to get dressed.

    "I think you just earned yourself a mod rep , Derp" said Team Punishment, as he lay on the floor exhausted.

    "Thank you" smiled Derp1na. "We should definitely do this again some time" she added.

    "Yes , but next time I want to **** your brains out and cum inside you" replied Team Punishment as he smiled.

    "That sounds great" replied Derp1na as she opened the room and left.

    Team Punishment just lay there "My god, that was amazing" he thought to himself.. as he slowly passed out and went to sleep.
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