I just tried it since I always hear about in online. It was Fukin groce. Why do people even do it? Or is it just an inside joke I don't know about.
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05-01-2017, 06:10 PM #1Misc Messiah
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Anyone eat ass?
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05-01-2017, 06:11 PM #2Bodybalder
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the thought of it turns me on but ive never done it.
I told the current girl im talking to that I want to do it and she is down.. just havent done it yet.Bubble Butt Brahs Crew (BBBC) [as a brah, got a bubble butt & I can't deny it]
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05-01-2017, 06:11 PM #3Registered User
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Turns out It's a meme. I actually thought it was a legitimate thing people do, I've been doing it for years. Whoops.
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05-01-2017, 06:12 PM #4Bob Ross Reincarnated
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I honestly think people lie about it just to get others to try it and laugh at them later.
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05-01-2017, 06:12 PM #5You Never Had Me
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This forum is the biggest collection of ass eaters the world has ever seen
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
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05-01-2017, 06:13 PM #6-Time & Patience-
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Yes. Depending on the girl, absolutely.
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05-01-2017, 06:15 PM #7Registered User
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Anyone eat food / thread
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05-01-2017, 06:16 PM #8Registered User
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No gross. She poops and farts out of that hole
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05-01-2017, 06:18 PM #9Let's be friends :-)
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First you have to take into account the guidelines: you ONLY do this to probably about an 8/10 or higher, and they have to be recently showered and clean.
If you follow those simple guidelines, you are a legit low test beta ******* if u aren't turned on by going tonsils deep into that girls ass hole before fuking herCall me Sally
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05-01-2017, 06:21 PM #10Come at me Sid
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It's good enough to put your dick in, but not put your mouth on?
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05-01-2017, 06:21 PM #11Registered User
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full on this god blessOriginally Posted by Mcfreako
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05-01-2017, 06:22 PM #12snailsrus
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Do it to your gf only you nasty phuk.
Right after shower.
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05-01-2017, 06:22 PM #13Registered User
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Also a point nobody has brought up ..... chicks dig it
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05-01-2017, 06:25 PM #14Itz only smellzOriginally Posted by Nicklax98
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05-01-2017, 06:30 PM #15Shiverin' since '92
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Michael Douglas and Val Kilmer did.
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05-01-2017, 06:38 PM #16
Sure do.
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05-01-2017, 06:41 PM #17Groceries Brah
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There are rules that need to be followed
Newbie ass eater tips
- Never eat a randoms ass
- it's an acquired taste. Use flavor oils to ease into it
- tell her ahead of time what's going down so she can clean really good. If you're really worried then a fleet enema should ease your mind.
There are levels to this game. It's a game worth learning though. It'll take time to get to the level where you crave a sloot that worked an 12 hour shift. Have all the juices marinated all day long. The juices all combining and meeting at that one hnnnnhgg spot..... fukin hnnnngggg
All your sloots will be mirin how nasty and adventurous you are in the bedroom. Which will open her up to be more nasty and adventurous with you.
Signed
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Last edited by Analtech; 05-01-2017 at 06:49 PM.
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05-01-2017, 06:42 PM #18Registered User
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Had it done to me when we were drunk. My stomach will not tolerate the amount of alcohol it would take to make me try it though.
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05-01-2017, 06:43 PM #19Y Ddraig Goch
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05-01-2017, 06:44 PM #20Registered User
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Eat it like groceries crew checking in, only after a thorough shower
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05-01-2017, 06:44 PM #21Registered User
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well fuk this gay earth..... an Anal Technician??? lmao you ******* and your screenames...Originally Posted by Analtech
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05-01-2017, 06:47 PM #22Her Johnny on the Spot
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Yes.
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05-01-2017, 07:00 PM #23Social media influencer
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1 step away from sucking a nice clean wiener and i ain't even gay
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05-01-2017, 07:03 PM #24Registered Sex Offender
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Only did it with a gf who was fastidiously clean (she even had colonics and stuff). And only because I wanted to put my penis in there.
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05-01-2017, 07:03 PM #25he/him/bruh
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****ing pussy > ****ing ass
eating ass > eating pussy“If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you hasten your demise. Think positively and masterfully, with confidence and faith, and life becomes more secure, more fraught with action, richer in achievement and experience.”
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05-02-2017, 07:09 AM #26Fuk
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Should have told her to wipe first op.
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05-02-2017, 07:10 AM #27hehe
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i eat ass btw
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05-02-2017, 07:15 AM #28Registered User
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Originally Posted by sword_
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05-02-2017, 07:17 AM #29Milf Hunter
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dk why but im obsessed with girls butt holes.
Its just like..... it looks tighter and its dirty... so its kinda like taboo but im always watching anal porn, i love watching girls lick each others buttholes.
i like it when they spread their cheeks really wide and really tongue that **** deep.
I cant wait until a girl lets me do that to her.. ive been practicing my benchpress a lot lately, so i'll be able to spread those cheeks really far apart, im hoping to get my tongue at least 3 inches deep.
and then i want to spread her ass cheeks even wider and stick my dick inside as deep and as hard as i can, and mix my semen with her poop.
then i want to spread her ass cheeks and watch the cum slowly ooze out of her tight, warm stinky butthole.
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05-02-2017, 08:26 AM #30Aspiring Physique Athlete
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