RANT: The GrandMatriarchs are angered, all your Golden Cookies are belong to us.

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 01:37 PM

RANT HISTORY

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-8-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back - darinaldi, 10-8-2012 to 11-28-2012
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach, 11-28-2012 to 1-16-2013

2013
RANT: MrMrBill vs. The Law - The Clone Wars? - kvk1, 1-16-2013 to 3-1-2013
RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters - Drekkor, 3-1-2013 to 4-22-2013
RANT: It’s not just a thread, it’s an Ethos. The Rant abides, Dude. - VoxExMachina, 4-22-2013 to 6-10-2013
RANT: Sarcasm-o-Plasmic Haipertophy For The Masses - SkydogGinsberg, 6-10-2013 to 8-12-2013
RANT: The GrandMatriarchs are angered, all your Golden Cookies are belong to us. - kvk1, 8-12-2013 to Present

**VoxExMachina** · 08-12-2013, 01:38 PM

Ok.

RIP: Rant: A Finely Aged Thread served to you with our famous Barbed Wire Ale

**Turco** · 08-12-2013, 01:39 PM

i just started one too - 1 min too late. aaaaahhhhhh

**Screamin** · 08-12-2013, 01:39 PM

4rd

**DivaJana** · 08-12-2013, 01:41 PM

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Turco

i just started one too - 1 min too late. aaaaahhhhhh

**im2manly** · 08-12-2013, 01:42 PM

Hi sugar tits!

**Orlando1234977** · 08-12-2013, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by DivaJana

Will rep again.

**Farley1324** · 08-12-2013, 01:43 PM

Whew, that was close

**Turco** · 08-12-2013, 01:44 PM

**medjen** · 08-12-2013, 01:45 PM

Well, a new rant at 4:30 on a Monday is better than a new rant at 4:30 on a Friday, I suppose.

**Dominik** · 08-12-2013, 01:45 PM

Kvk now has 6 to his name.

He's the Michael Jordan of Rant threads.

Carry on.

**SkydogGinsberg** · 08-12-2013, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by im2manly

Hi sugar tits!

Hefe ...?

- or -

... Weizen!

**VoxExMachina** · 08-12-2013, 01:47 PM

TAAB's would have been the longest running, though.

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dominik

Kvk now has 6 to his name.

He's the Michael Jordan of Rant threads.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/R4UVOp7.jpg[img]

Carry on.

I'm also an ardent Hanes undergarment connoisseur.

**VoxExMachina** · 08-12-2013, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

I'm also an ardent Hanes undergarment connoisseur.

You have one hour to come up with a better title.

**adamdavidson47** · 08-12-2013, 01:50 PM

In for pole for Rant Male Sweetheart 2013

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

You have one hour to come up with a better title.

Or what?

**Screamin** · 08-12-2013, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

You have one hour to come up with a better title.

lulz

or what?

EDIT: Turk'd

**DivaJana** · 08-12-2013, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Orlando1234977

Will rep again.

Originally Posted by medjen

Well, a new rant at 4:30 on a Monday is better than a new rant at 4:30 on a Friday, I suppose.

^^^ Strong Rant name potential.

"Rant: Well, a new rant at 4:30 on a Monday is better than a new rant at 4:30 on a Friday, I suppose."

Mods.. do your thing!

**Dominik** · 08-12-2013, 01:54 PM

After subscribing to yet another Rant thread, I thought I'd take a stroll down memory lane.

There it is, the original.

**adamdavidson47** · 08-12-2013, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Or what?

Or you will be tied to a chair, eye lids taped open, reading frep posts for 48 consecutive hours.

**VoxExMachina** · 08-12-2013, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Or what?

Rant: where kvk1 becomes a disappointment to his ancestors

Or Dom locks it and gives Davidson a shot at the title.

**Turco** · 08-12-2013, 01:55 PM

Also, I'm still waiting for a call for Survivor or Big Brother Rant Edition. This was promised 6 years ago by a young kvk.

**therorschach** · 08-12-2013, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Or what?

He's gonna shit in your mouth.

**Turco** · 08-12-2013, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by DivaJana

"Rant: Well, a new rant at 4:30 on a Monday is better than a new rant at 4:30 on a Friday, I suppose."

Mods.. do your thing!

No.

and who is this? I need to visit more often. ha

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 01:59 PM

In all seriousness, if there is a consensus on a different title, please do not hesitate and change it Voxminik.

**VoxExMachina** · 08-12-2013, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

In all seriousness, if there is a consensus on a different title, please do not hesitate and change it Voxminik.

You can still edit it, I believe.

You're the Rant Historian. I know you have an epic callback you could come up with. Put your thinking cap on.

**Turco** · 08-12-2013, 02:01 PM

i liked the GTFO type of titles, but it seems that you guys have become a bunch of Deomcrats since I left.

**kvk1** · 08-12-2013, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

You can still edit it, I believe.

You're the Rant Historian. I know you have an epic callback you could come up with. Put your thinking cap on.

Man.

So much pressure.

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