Thread: RANT: It’s not just a thread, it’s an Ethos. The Rant abides, Dude.

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Originally Posted by adamdavidson47

First

What a douche. Actually using a proper number.



F*cking, Madame Gayvidson.

Does he still write?

hay guise, what's this thrad about?

This is the Dude Rant.



































I'll be here all day.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

What a douche. Actually using a proper number.



F*cking, Madame Gayvidson.

sorry, I was so excited I forgot what I was doing.

Nobody fukcs with the Jesus.

Why does everything have to be such a fcking travesty with you Vox? And what was with that sht about Vietnam?

Originally Posted by Drekkor

Why does everything have to be such a fcking travesty with you Vox? And what was with that sht about Vietnam?

Aqua-Beowulf draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw sh!t, Drekkor. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Drekkor. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Originally Posted by Drekkor

Why does everything have to be such a fcking travesty with you Vox? And what was with that sht about Vietnam?

Shut the fukc up, Drekky!

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

Aqua-Beowulf draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw sh!t, Drekkor. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Drekkor. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Fcking fascist!

Originally Posted by adamdavidson47

Shut the fukc up, Drekky!

AnalDongison, you're out of your element.

Great thread.

Originally Posted by darinaldi

Great thread.

Originally Posted by darinaldi

Great thread.

All aboard.

We're eastbound & down to Croydon.

In on First page...

8 year olds, Dude.

Drek, I have no problem gaming while drunk, but I can't get plowed. If I'm to the point where I have the "heavy head" and total ADD, then I"m worthless. Otherwise, I'm good to go. Some games I actually improved while drinking (when Iplayed CSS, some online buddies would yell at me to make drinks if we were losing repeatedly).

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

All aboard.

We're eastbound & down to Croydon.

In for Vox being treated like a f*cking dickhead.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Drek, I have no problem gaming while drunk, but I can't get plowed. If I'm to the point where I have the "heavy head" and total ADD, then I"m worthless. Otherwise, I'm good to go. Some games I actually improved while drinking (when Iplayed CSS, some online buddies would yell at me to make drinks if we were losing repeatedly).

Yeah, not plowed. I enjoyed a nice 4 or 5 beers that evening though. I noticed my twitch game skills goes up due to more risk taking...

Strategy games however, negative...

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Drek, I have no problem gaming while drunk, but I can't get plowed. If I'm to the point where I have the "heavy head" and total ADD, then I"m worthless. Otherwise, I'm good to go. Some games I actually improved while drinking (when Iplayed CSS, some online buddies would yell at me to make drinks if we were losing repeatedly).

Doing well in first person shooters is very dependent on not hesitating and on having huge confidence in your actions.

Thus, alcohol's effects can help. It also calms the nerves, which helps in aiming.

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Originally Posted by Drekkor

Yeah, not plowed. I enjoyed a nice 4 or 5 beers that evening though. I noticed my twitch game skills goes up due to more risk taking...

Strategy games however, negative...

Originally Posted by Final_Rep

Doing well in first person shooters is very dependent on not hesitating and on having huge confidence in your actions.

Thus, alcohol's effects can help. It also calms the nerves, which helps in aiming.

Truth is spoken there.

I haven't tried to do many strategy games while drunk. But I have had drinks while DOTAing, since well, there was an opportunity to have drinks, nomsayin'? But I suck anyways, so no telling if I was better or worse.

Dota2 a graphics hog?

Also...



He pissed on my rug, man. It really tied the room together.

Originally Posted by Hishiad

Dota2 a graphics hog?

Only if your computer sucks as much balls as my company laptop.