Thread: RANT: This Rant is brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O

And, here we go again.....



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2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
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RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
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RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
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RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
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RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
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RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 3-22-2012 to 4-30-2012
Rant: Aqua-Beowulf Puts You in an Olive Garden - medjen, 4-30-2012 to 6-23-12
Rant: This Rant is brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 6-23-12 to CuRRENT

Ooh... Weekend rant

CT and Darinaldi should be Negged for chickening out on creating the new Rant.

Obviously, you are all golfers.

Originally Posted by therorschach

Obviously, you are all golfers.

Golfers?

Dear lord. Pepper thine angus for the level of suckitude that we will most surely achieve by starting this on the weekend.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Dear lord. Pepper thine angus for the level of suckitude that we will most surely achieve by starting this on the weekend.

But how sucky can it be if you and I are here?

Originally Posted by Tyrbolift

But how sucky can it be if you and I are here?

Touche!

Update to the tablet photo:





edit:
lol this guy has apparently made a new account (this one only has 11 posts). I only recognized it due to the DC location + poses looking like a female attention whore that disguise the fact he is a male.
https://igoodies.000webhostapp.com/?viagra=showth...#post904367003

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Update to the tablet photo:

Heard on the radio news/banter that Apple is changing the plug in module size/shape for the next product generation. Doesn't that just piss you off? There can only be one reason... $$$$

Originally Posted by im2manly

you sound bitter. Did you fap one too many times till you realize he was a dood?

lawlz. thankfully nope. Just never understood his urge to pose a female in the pictures. It is humorous to see people post thinking it is a female.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

lawlz. thankfully nope. Just never understood his urge to pose a female in the pictures. It is humorous to see people post thinking it is a female.

Was ghey and wanted to feel what it was like to have straight guys coming on to him?

Has anyone heard of/watched the British Robin Hood tv series? Ran for 3 seasons from 2006-2009.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0787985/

Originally Posted by Tyrbolift

Was ghey and wanted to feel what it was like to have straight guys coming on to him?

Yeah, probably so.

In b4 Lencho.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Yeah, probably so.

At least you showed you had suspicions (before adding a helpful comment to his/her question )

In for obligatory outstanding.

Wow...weekend rantage! First page! Obligatory Jamie pictures coming soon

^ Best entry.

In before Darimaldi.

EDiT: post 5000. Shazam.

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

CT and Darinaldi should be Negged for chickening out on creating the new Rant.

In my defense, I had to go to IKEA right after I posted that....Darinaldi can not have a better excuse than IKEA.

ION: Sandusky on suicide watch? Should have done it before he had a babysitter.

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Touche!

I think you mean.. Douche...


WTF with the new rant already?