What is your most embarrassing moment?
Mine would probably be when I was caught ****ing a pumpkin when I was younger. Apparently there were pot plants planted in the same field where the farmer had his pumpkins, and the police were "staked out" waiting for the owner.
Anywho, I'm standing there giving it to this pumpkin, all the sudden there are flood lights all over me. A cop walks up and says " what are you doin' there son?" and points at the pumpkin.
I looked down and said the onlt thing I could think of..
" Holy **** is it midnight already? "
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06-17-2003, 09:25 AM #1Registered User
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Most embarrassing moment
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06-17-2003, 09:28 AM #2Number One Man
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wow!
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06-17-2003, 09:33 AM #3Registered User
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aww cmon thats top ten joke material EVER!!Originally posted by AJbuilder
wow!
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06-17-2003, 09:36 AM #4Number One Man
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damn i thought it was real! so it's just a joke.
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06-17-2003, 09:40 AM #5Registered User
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HAHA.Originally posted by AJbuilder
damn i thought it was real! so it's just a joke.
YEah its a joke. Now if it was Test that posted it....
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06-17-2003, 09:44 AM #6Number One Man
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He would've used blueberry pies instead of pumpkins perhaps.
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07-17-2003, 02:00 AM #7Livestrong
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LMFAO!
was bored, lookin at old threads
saw this for the first time
classic
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07-17-2003, 02:03 AM #8Registered User
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lmao!!!
im surprised this didnt get more repliesLast edited by Rocky388; 07-17-2003 at 02:08 AM.
+Rocky+
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07-17-2003, 02:05 AM #9Livestrong
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thats what I was thinkin and the reason for my bumpOriginally posted by Rocky388
lmao!!!
i surprised this didnt get more replies
one of the few funny things rottie ever said
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07-17-2003, 04:36 AM #10Formerly known as K'Ching
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I don't get it.
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07-17-2003, 04:39 AM #11I am Powerlifter
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he ****ed a pumpkin and got caught by cops
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07-17-2003, 04:43 AM #12Formerly known as K'Ching
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Yeah, I got that. I thought, "is it midnight already" was a punchline that i didn't get.
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07-17-2003, 08:29 AM #13
i dont' get it either :-(
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07-17-2003, 08:38 AM #14Registered User
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Good lord what a bunch of simpletons we have on this board.
Ever heard of the story Cinderella??
Freaking AWESOME joke, rottie.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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07-17-2003, 09:15 AM #15
yea i've heard of cinderella, what does it have to do with this guy bangin a pumpkin in a field and sayin Is it Midnite..... arggggg
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07-17-2003, 09:19 AM #16
lol, funny joke
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07-17-2003, 12:22 PM #17
I don't get it either
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07-17-2003, 12:34 PM #18
me either
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07-17-2003, 01:04 PM #19Registered User
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You know, in the story Cinderella, something changes back to a pumpkin at midnight...
My take on working out: http://www.lifeofastudent.com
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07-17-2003, 01:11 PM #20Message Board King
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the carriage turns into a pumpkin, so the joke doesn't exactly work, but you get the point and it's funny. you all are analyzing it like an algebra problem.
I'm like a ghost with a hammer in my hands.
Faster and Stronger. **** Bigger.
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical activity.
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07-17-2003, 01:18 PM #21Speak for yourself...I honestly didn't get it! Call me slow, call me blonde, I dunnoOriginally posted by Marciano
you all are analyzing it like an algebra problem.
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07-17-2003, 01:23 PM #22Message Board King
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there are other things i'd rather call you, but if that's the best i can hope for.....
I'm like a ghost with a hammer in my hands.
Faster and Stronger. **** Bigger.
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical activity.
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07-17-2003, 01:26 PM #23Hey, go for it....it's well known I can take care of myself around this place, I have thick skin..Originally posted by Marciano
there are other things i'd rather call you, but if that's the best i can hope for.....
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07-17-2003, 01:30 PM #24Message Board King
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wow, look how defensive you've gotten, i meant complimentary names.
I'm like a ghost with a hammer in my hands.
Faster and Stronger. **** Bigger.
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical activity.
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07-17-2003, 01:34 PM #25I was joking around, like I do with Test and rottie...sorry you took it the wrong way..thought you recognized that...I'll use smilies next time...Originally posted by Marciano
wow, look how defensive you've gotten, i meant complimentary names.
Thank you though
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07-17-2003, 01:43 PM #26Message Board King
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i guess then that i'm the slow one. good idea with the smiles, i guess i can learn better with cartoons than words - just like high school, except without the short bus.
I'm like a ghost with a hammer in my hands.
Faster and Stronger. **** Bigger.
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical activity.
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07-17-2003, 03:51 PM #27Registered User
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OK??? i dont get it either
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